Alien Abductions – the most compelling/entertaining theory I've heard

… as told to me by a fellow member of my ante-natal group a few years ago.

Alien abductions are misty recollections of having your nappy (diaper) changed as an infant.

Think about it. What do so many alien abduction stories have in common?

  • Sudden transportation away from what you were doing – a transportation you are helpless to resist
  • Bright lights shining in your face
  • Out of focus humanoid people whose faces are a bit similar to your own, only narrower
  • Being made to lie down on your back while your abductors carry out bizarre medical activities – ofteninvolving the nether regions
  • Being dumped unceremoniously back into the normal world as suddenly as you were taken away.

Hmmm …..

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